dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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