Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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