Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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