then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I cut my penus on the lid.
I'm passing your future prison.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
