I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
He has the fingertips of a God
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