Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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