as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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