He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
