i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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