i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
It's just like the Real World with babies
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
We are two peas in an std pod
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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