VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
you told grandpa to call you daddy
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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