How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
