And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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