Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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