so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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