"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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