bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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