Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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