There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
50% drunk capacity currently
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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