I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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