Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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