is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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