After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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