of course. lets lasso hookers.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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