Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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