some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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