there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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