She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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