she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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