I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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