She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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