I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
its not stalking. its research.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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