Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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