dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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