this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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