This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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