I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Randomize
