Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
