I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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