so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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