She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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