we have officially lost it.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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