But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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