Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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