It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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