Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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