you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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