They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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