I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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