she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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