After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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