going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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