I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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