You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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