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Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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