i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
